Brides ignoring big red flags – toxic messages & Married at First Sight

I told myself I wouldn’t watch this year but I did. I did and I am. Watching the most disgusting, most manipulative, schadenfreude-y show on the box…

Anyhoo, last night on Married at First Sight, the ‘experts’ commented on the action taking place at the dinner party (the obligatory episode where the couples get drunk and act like fuckwits). They made a point of calling out the bad behaviour of the runaway hubby (called away on day one of his faux honeymoon to attend the funeral of his exe’s mother)

The bad behaviour was not the ‘running away’ to comfort his ex girlfriend in a time of need, but rather, his complete lack of empathy or ability to recognise his TV wife’s hurt – his failure to contact her for 5 whole days of his absence. He denied having received her message, and when he finally turned up late to the dinner party, greeted her with the incredibly insensitive sing-song, ‘Honey, I’m home!’

Mr Runaway then confides with Mr Arrogant in a quiet corner away from the ladies, and they write off the ropable bride’s feelings in the usual manner, calling her ‘illogical’ and dismissing her totally. They slap each others backs and say,  ‘Na mate, she’ll come good…” After all, Mr Runaway wants to ‘make it work’ (i.e. keep his repulsively handsome mug on show – on the show)

The experts (cough cough) who’s most venerable job is to match couples based on compatibility – such as a bloke with commitment issues and a sheila with abandonment ones, and a man who ejaculates backwards into his stomach with a woman desperate for children – quickly condemned Mr Runaway’s poor behavior. And that was good to see. But then…the condemnation is completely nullified by the next scene…the faux bride calmly explaining to her faux husband why she was so hurt, with the addition of a voice-over expressing Mr Runaway’s thoughts as she does so, taking the piss and making fun of her, painting her as a nagging bore and putting her down once again. Awful. Just awful.

On a previous episode, Mr Arrogant and his bride sip cocktails on a tropical beach paradise, and she begins to tell him about her life growing up in foster homes. He squirms, looks impatient, then finally blurts out that he’s ‘not her therapist.’ He goes on to explain – he really can’t handle listening to someone else for more than 2 minutes – and she was ‘raving on.’ At the dinner party, one of the brides confronts him – did she hear him say she was fake earlier on? He says no…in fact, on the contrary, he actually has a ‘high’ opinion of her – he thinks her a ‘pretty blonde’ and what’s more he’s ‘had plenty’ just like her, slapping her with a back-hand compliment (you’re dime a dozen sweetheart) Awful. Just awful.

But sadder still is that both brides of Mr Arrogant and Mr Runaway are too willing to forgive. They shut their eyes, and walk straight past the huge red flags waving in front of their faces, they both – as the blokes predicted with a nod and a wink – come good in the end.


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